You know you are pregnant in Vegas when:
1.) You realize that you have peed in every hotel on the strip without even trying to. Consequently you are always checking for the closest bathroom.
2.) While looking at a thirty dollar box of chocolates you wonder if the flavors really taste like they are supposed to: Pina Colada, Mojito, Daiquiri...etc. Because if they do it is totally worth the price.
3.) You wonder how many virgin types of drinks you can order from the same bar without looking like a desperate teenager trying to look cool.
4.) Laying in bed next to your husband at 7pm with room service and a dumb movie on sounds way better than gambling, hanging out at the clubs/bars, walking the strip, or doing anything that requires any sort of energy.
5.) The number of pregnant woman you see can be counted on....um...one, two...two fingers.
6.) You check the directory at every mall/hotel to see if they have a.) maternity clothing stores b.) any sort of store that is child related. You luck out twice.
7.) You walk in a maternity clothing store and walk right back out because the cute shirt in the window is $225.00 and your husband now needs to be hooked up to an AED.
8.) There is a ton of great food everywhere but you have just walked an extra mile because all you want is Sushi and Mexican, the same things that you have been craving and eating your whole pregnancy.
9.) You realize how much money you are saving by not drinking because your husband's 2 beers were half of the restaurant bill.
10.) You are reminded once again how great you husband is because he spent a lot of time waiting outside of bathrooms over the weekend, ate sushi and Mexican...again and...again, cuddled with you in the hotel room at 7pm, was willing to be dragged into every maternity store on the strip, only had a couple of beers with every meal, and he laughed and smiled through it all.